Help Me Decide How To Spend My New Money.
Please bear in mind that activities are contingent on both my need to stay employed and the necessity of acknowledging my serious lack of vacation time.
Your options are:
a) Paying off my massive accruement of student loans.
b) Paying off my massive accruement of credit card debt.
c) Hiring Motley Crue to play my 25th birthday party (it's on a Friday and there will be cake).
d) Microwaving a kitten, followed by the successful concealment of evidence by persons other than myself (hush money alloted for)
e) One really serious BBQ.
I am open to other suggestions... But not really.