I'm not sure if this is racist or just hilarious (given it's Nashville, probably both).
posted by Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. at 6:01 PM
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
I'm not sure if this is racist or just hilarious (given it's Nashville, probably both).
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8 Comments:
hahahahahahahah
thats fucking great.
Paan's actually an Indian desert type thing, made of various sweet things + tobacco, covered in syrup, all wrapped up in a beta leaf (think open faced grape leaves from your local greek restaurant).
Its supposed to pick you up after a meal (to fight the itis, if you will), but will fuck your stomach right quick if you have too much.
It's still butchery of Pawn if you ask me.
On second thought... tobakee? Really?
look if you get hit with some bills and you have to put up the old hookah or snake charming gear or 60 pound cooler filled to the brim with monkey brains or perhaps the canisters of gas that make the little kid turn all evil in temple of doom, you go to the paan shop.
if you have white people items, from either BEING a white guy who has fallen on some hard times
or
by being of say a more "earthtoned" pigment who manages to kick in the window at some white guy's house and giving him some hard times because you like to contribute to stereotypes and facilitate racial hatred....
then you go to a Pawn shop.
and thats pretty much how that breaks down.
Tobakee indeed. There's a paan shop just east of lexington, on (I think) 27th.
I'd tell you what to say when you go in there, but I have no idea (I went with a friend of mine who knew what she was doing, and I wasn't paying attention).
On secdond thought, try asking for sweet paan. It'll definitely wake you up a bit, especially if you've just eaten too much Indian food.
Oh, and thank you Zipco for the Indiana Jones reference. I'd expect nothing less.
you're telling a lil lady to walk into a c-jockey shop and start talking about sweet paan? doesnt that sound a lil too close to sweet poon?
maybe thats just me talkin, but unless she rolls in with body guards that are all into islam just for the snazzy red bowties, black soliderity and a hatred of pork.... if she starts talking about sweet this and that, she might end up on the market herself. those shops have basements filled with young white women, ready for export.
(czeckmates are still considered well white by the way)
Ah, the worst that'll happen is she'll get leered at by a few taxi drivers getting high on their break, and maybe the guy behind the counter will get a little flirty if he's feeling good about his english that day. Besides, it's all in the name of experimentation, right?
Oh, and czechmates?
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