"I Want to Rub Your Privates Through Your Granny Panties."
(Actual line used by the good gentleman Thurgood when faced with a pair of sweaty Cuddle Duds the size of Maine.)
What's a gentleman to do?
But seriously, what would you do if you were assaulted by this POW!!! right here? Would you run for the hills, or would you giggle at your good fortune and proceed to immediately de-louse her of her pesky virginity and then just sit back counting the self-replicating exclamation points in your brain?
posted by Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. at 3:25 PM
4 Comments:
I would love to know who in that photo is a virgin. Possibly the tile?
Anonymous.
Balls to the wall.
There is no anonymity here.
We don't use pseudonyms on my blog.
C'mon.
'Fess up.
T.O.L.L.Y.
Oh.
You should be, doohd.
And yes, the tile is a virgin.
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