More Mariah Hateration

OK, so at this point it's not a big secret that Mariah Carey is a little bit of a nutjob (diva demands and terrible wardrobe choices aside). But apparently so are her fans. There is a fanatical group of Mariah fans calling themselves Team Lamb (shouldn't it be Team Butterfly or something?) who are calling for all Mariah lovers to bomb the new Madonna album on websites and "unite to lower her sales." (Ridiculous.) Now don't get me wrong, I think Madonna is a dusty cougar who's past her prime, but Mariah's newfound hip hop princess doing her best Jenna Jameson impression persona is like the weirdest spectacle I've seen in a long time. This from their super secret website:


1/20/06
Madonna is going to appear at the Grammy’s to perform her already flop single, “Sorry.” Her purpose on being there is to take the spotlight away from the true Queen of Pop, Mariah. We will be gathering at a secret location that day (please email us to get involved). We will harass all of Madonna’s fans who are awaiting for her arrival on the red carpet. We also know one of the producers of the show, who has something in store for her during her “Sorry” performance.