OK.
This is a little hard to talk about.
OK.
I had a sexy dream about Nick Cannon.
I don't know why or how it happened, but it happened. And I don't remember many of the particulars (there was a car, we talked about my mom, and then jungle fever ensued). All I know is that I woke up in a cold sweat with an incorrigible crush and then I Netflixed 'Drumline.' And I've spent my entire Saturday looking for reruns of Wylin' Out on TV Guide Online.
Seriously, what's next? The Apocalypse?!?
posted by Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. at 11:00 PM
4 Comments:
wow.
remove that cocksucker's advertisement.
well maybe not... that whole fantasy tree thing sounds pretty insane. keep it.
global cedar trees are fireproof, termite proof, they eat birds and actually have vocal chords to sing choir music at sunset! the trees have had their artificial brains damaged so when they feel the terrible stabbing pain of their own demise they feel like singing even more joyfully.
*GOOD NEWS!* global cedar also has made a pact with the devil promising the soul of every man woman or child that ever even looks at a global cedar tree! thats it. no extra benefit at all! just searing hell death for you and your children! fantastic! You're Welcome!
-EGTY inc.
(so hey, werent we supposed to get some pics up on this damn website? we're waiting waiting waiting.)
Attica,
I'm so damned pleased you chose my proposal, I knew you would make the right decision.
I don't want to press my luck, but may I also request that there be a dunking booth and twizzlers?
You can probably get this guy to come too, sure he's very talented or good looking and all, but in three years time he'll be doing hollywood squares. I have ESP; it's crazy.
Brazil and Ecuador are also being evaluated,
-p
damn. twizzlers. a dunking booth.
pendy is a fucking genius.
thats all ive got, I'm blown away.
and there was a rumor of new photography, not just photoshopped tattoos on a lightskin.
lucky girl, choosing that "milk in his genetic coffee" youngblood and not wesley snipes. his lovely tat's only show up under a CSI lightkit.
EGTY completely fucked me. My portfolio is in ruins. Woe is me.
On a side note Nick Cannon is hot. That name kinda implies something though... well Attica, does he deliver? Or is he more like a Nick Revolver?
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