The Only Thing That Would Have Improved It Would Have Been an Appearance By Motley Crue...
... and maybe a hooker or two or five. I mean, it had everything. Way way waaaaaaaaaaay too much drinking. Really slutty lip gloss. Unscrupulous old men hooking up with girls damn near half their age (I mean it). Memory lapses. A model. Attractive young men wearing ties. Attractive young men who'd blown through an allowance's worth of cocaine. The closing down of a bar (times two). Really sexually forward Eastern European young ladies. And of course...
... what would a jubilee be without a trip to the emergency room?
That's me. Yours truly, right there. Attica in the flesh (the exposed inside out flesh).
posted by Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. at 12:50 PM
8 Comments:
Dumbass
I hate you, you Jerk-Ass Jerk.
Tell Phill I said hi.
He misses you
thats hot! seriously!
is there more to the story???
all the guys from the capital territory miss your contributions.
The actual story is actually rather a bit embarrasing, so when retelling the tale, please stick to one of these transcriptions:
1) Nasty street fight. You should see the other girl/guy.
2) Chin implant. Even sexier now.
3) Cut myself shaving.
Now post something! Say hi to the boys!
damn, that's rock and roll..
can we request a follow up scar shot?
was it a fight over someone saying vince neil is a little washed up these days?
Isn't one vagina enough attica? geeze people will get plastic surgery for anything these days.. although it will give new meaning to "fuck-face"...
Sad thing is... you're not the first person who's made an, er... Netherlands reference.
Fucking Christ. I have genitalia on my face.
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