Get ready to pee pants......... NOW.

First, to appease you for no postey long time, here is your MySpace Loser of the Day. Enjoy.

I only hit her because she makes me
Honorable mention: look at his first photo/caption


Secondly, I have a wonderful surprise recipe for you all.

1 part the genius of Joe Carnahan
1 part Ari Gold on massive amounts of crystal methamphetamine
1 part desolate, depressing Las Vegas dry-hump landscape
2 parts miscast stars of hip-hop
1 part Ben Affleck with carnival man-stache and
leatherdaddy accessories
5 parts glorious violence with a healthy helping of gore
1 part greatest Mötorhead song of all time
3 parts booze-fueled sociopathos
2 parts aging character actors playing according to type
4 parts armament
1 part total dreamboat Ryan Reynolds
Attention deficit disorder (to taste)

I beg your pardon. What is this the recipe for, you ask? Only the greatest movie of this decade. Well, I wouldn't know per se as it has yet to be released, but holy shit. I mean, did you watch the trailer? HOLY. SHIT.