Get ready to pee pants......... NOW.
First, to appease you for no postey long time, here is your MySpace Loser of the Day. Enjoy.
I only hit her because she makes me
Honorable mention: look at his first photo/caption
Secondly, I have a wonderful surprise recipe for you all.
1 part the genius of Joe Carnahan
1 part Ari Gold on massive amounts of crystal methamphetamine
1 part desolate, depressing Las Vegas dry-hump landscape
2 parts miscast stars of hip-hop
1 part Ben Affleck with carnival man-stache and
leatherdaddy accessories
5 parts glorious violence with a healthy helping of gore
1 part greatest Mötorhead song of all time
3 parts booze-fueled sociopathos
2 parts aging character actors playing according to type
4 parts armament
1 part total dreamboat Ryan Reynolds
Attention deficit disorder (to taste)
I beg your pardon. What is this the recipe for, you ask? Only the greatest movie of this decade. Well, I wouldn't know per se as it has yet to be released, but holy shit. I mean, did you watch the trailer? HOLY. SHIT.
I only hit her because she makes me
Honorable mention: look at his first photo/caption
Secondly, I have a wonderful surprise recipe for you all.
1 part the genius of Joe Carnahan
1 part Ari Gold on massive amounts of crystal methamphetamine
1 part desolate, depressing Las Vegas dry-hump landscape
2 parts miscast stars of hip-hop
1 part Ben Affleck with carnival man-stache and
leatherdaddy accessories
5 parts glorious violence with a healthy helping of gore
1 part greatest Mötorhead song of all time
3 parts booze-fueled sociopathos
2 parts aging character actors playing according to type
4 parts armament
1 part total dreamboat Ryan Reynolds
Attention deficit disorder (to taste)
I beg your pardon. What is this the recipe for, you ask? Only the greatest movie of this decade. Well, I wouldn't know per se as it has yet to be released, but holy shit. I mean, did you watch the trailer? HOLY. SHIT.
posted by Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. at 3:23 PM
3 Comments:
Your MySpace Loser of the Day looks like he's experienced a very painful and VERY unfinished female-to-male sex operation. He/She's Staten Island hair matches his delicate little eyelashes.
Note the complete lack of a neck.
That guy looks very Canberra... there's a serious neck shortage and everyone has that condom-full-of-walnuts physique here too, it's a rugby state.
I just can't work out whether he's gay or straight? there's way too many photos of him flexin' with his boys and taking his shirt off in clubs and stuff...
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